PCT Trail Humor

After coming in off the trail to resupply at a PCT trailtown, a group of hikers went down to the local saloon to
have some cold brews and hot pizzas. The conversation eventually turned to nature, hiking, and the meaning of life. A
discussion develops about religion.


Mountain Lion says, "There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: He called everyone brother, he liked Gospel
and he didn't get a fair trial."

Grizzly responds, "Well, that is true, but I think he was Jewish. He went into His Father's business, he lived at home until he was 33,
and he was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God."

YoYo joins in and says, "Those are good points, but I think he was Italian. He talked with His hands, he had wine with His meals, and
he used olive oil."

Switchback says, "But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: he never cut His hair, he walked
around barefoot all the time, and he started a new religion."

Hogan responds, "Wow, you guys have some interesting points, but I know he was American Indian: he was at peace with nature,
he ate a lot of fish, and he talked about the Great Spirit."

Clover says, "But I think Jesus was Irish: he never got married, he was always telling stories, and he loved green pastures."

After patently listening to all this, Trail Dust decides she has to set the record straight.

"You guys are a bunch of fools. Jesus was a woman. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food,
she kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it, and lastly even when she was dead, she had
to get up because there was still work to do."
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